Well not so much found, as being rather portly I am easy to spot, but found out about myself.
Firstly, and most importantly being middle-aged I can’t run like I could 20 years ago. This realisation alone has helped with the training process.
On Friday morning I was down in Devon and went out for a training run with my dad. He wasn’t running, he was on his bike. This wasn’t because he is in his seventies but because I didn’t want him to jog home before me.
We went out around a five mile course, and ignoring the tortoise and hare rule, I set off at an unsustainable pace. Needless to say the first Devonian rolling hill I came to had me gasping for breath and clutching my sides.
The training manuals tell you to keep a bit in reserve and attack the hills. If I had a bulldozer I would flatten the buggers.
But a lesson was learned and today I went out for a longer run and set off at a pace much more suited to a man of my girth. An hour later I was home, and with plenty in the tank.
I have also learned that I am terrible at running in the mornings and that if I am near animals before I run, it tends to set off my childhood asthma, not a good attribute for a marathon runner.
So my task in April is simple. My legs have to tell my head that I’m 46 not 26 and to slow the hell down, I have to persuade the organisers to fire the starting gun at lunchtime, not 9.00 a.m. and I have to empty the capital of household pets.
Providing I can achieve that, the 26 miles are a formality.